Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Mrs. Texas United States

photo source: www.mrstexas.com

The Premiere Competition for Today's Married Woman Mrs. Wendy Grandell (Frisco, Texas)Mrs. Texas United States® 2008 Wife, Mother, Educator, Volunteer

Ok, so you may have just opened this email and are wondering... "...why in the world is the Mrs. Texas United States® Pageant sending me something about a competition for married women?" Let me ask you this...do you know amazing women who are married and do that oh-so-delicate balancing act every day? They juggle making their homes a loving environment...manage their children's schedules...charity and church commitments...planning meals...are domestic goddesses...even act as a personal assistant to their kiddos and husbands, whether it's making sure their men have their crisp laundry done or running to the drug store for poster board for a last-minute school project? I'll bet a lot of these incredible women are your wives...friends...perhaps your mom, sister, or daughter...even grandma (really--we had a Mrs. Texas winner make the Top 10 at Mrs. United States® a few years ago who was a grandmother!) Maybe YOU are the one reading this and have always wondered why a married women would want to compete in a (gasp!) BEAUTY pageant. Well, that's the thing...unfortunately, pageants as a whole have gotten a bad rap over the years, mostly from embellished stories of young girls with no life experience clawing their way to the top, trying to use pageants as a stepping stone for their careers, only focusing on the "outer" beauty and not fully understanding that true beauty is not about being a certain size or height or color. It's about something they could never fully understand until they make that commitment of saying "I Do" to their perfect life partner. It's not a knock on today's girls and young women who are not yet married; but generally speaking, wouldn't you agree? It's just the way life works. More experience in life means we grow into ourselves. So forget what you think you know about pageants for married women. Here are 10 Things You May Not Know... (click for expanded view of Top 10):1) Pageants for married women provide a personal growth experience.
2) It gives the contestant and her husband a chance to have time together.
3) It's not all about the swimsuit.
4) Pageants do not have to break the bank.
5) You don't have to hire a trainer or coach.
6) You don't have to be a certain height or age, have children, have a booming career outside the home, be overly involved in your community, or look like a runway model.
7) Women have won our pageant on their first attempt.
8) Being a local or state titleholder does not have to be time-consuming.
9) Contestants do not have to have a talent or platform.
10) More than one person from your city/area can compete in the pageant. So, I hope you have a better understanding of what competition for married women is all about: celebrating the achievements, commitments to family and amazing things that today's married women display on a daily basis.
Yes, the above is really an email that is getting sent around the state of Texas. Tell your mom to do it, I guess...

Sunday, August 17, 2008

Taylor Fitch is Outstanding...

photo source www.maoteen.org
Congratulations to Taylor! She seems like a cute girl. That's all I really seem to know about her though because Miss America's Outstanding Teen doesn't seem to get a whole lot of publicity, press, or recognition. Not only was the pageant not aired on TV but the "titleholder" section of their website still displays last years winner. That is not very outstanding at all! Poor Taylor.

Monday, August 11, 2008

Miss America's Outstanding Teen


What is happening to the wonderful world of pageantry?! The only way to watch the "Miss America's Outstanding Teen" pageant this week is to actually go to it! This is 2008...We have TVs. This is the Miss America Version of Miss Teen USA--it's a pretty big deal. How can Miss America spice up their program to get the ratings back for Miss America and the show actually back on TV for the teenybopper version? Whoever takes reign after Miss America's Outstanding Teen 2008, Caitlin Brunell, needs to find a way to spice things up for next year! Maybe you should pull a Tara Conner. That will grab some attention...

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Can you Guess who used Arthur Garcia? I sure can!








So three of these girls used Arthur Garcia for their headshots and three didn't. I don't think I need to say who used who.
Photos used in the program books are the first impression to the judges.
Enough said...Use Arthur Garcia of Select Studios.
Oh, and in case you really can't figure it out. The three girls across the top of the page didn't use him.
photo source-www.misstexasusa.com

Monday, July 28, 2008

Don Baker will fire up your Q&A



I think all "U.S. Americans" remember the famous response from Miss Teen South Carolina, Caitlin Upton. Take a look http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww . I'm pretty sure that she didn't work with Don Baker. The contestants he works with simply don't blow up their answers like that. If you want to be the best of the best work with Don Baker. No, he can't make your teeth whiter or your boobs bigger, but he can give you the techniques to do a great interview and make your top 5 on stage answer stand out. He is based in Houston--probably one of the many reasons why Texas pageant queens are always so fabulous--but travels all over the US. Check out his website to see when he will be in your area www.donbakercommunications.com . Make the trip to the closest city to see him, I promise you won't regret it!



Sunday, July 27, 2008

Kent the Choreographer

I just realized that I used the word "butt" in both of my last two blogs. I can assure you that this is all about pageants and not about behinds! However, the only word I can think of to describe Kent the Choreographer is Butt-Head!!! (sorry, yes, I said it again) I had been warned about this man but was not worried at all because gay men and I hit it off like peanut butter and jelly! Always! He still to this day has been the only exception throughout my whole existence. So, as you can imagine when he chose me as one of his many victims to use and abuse I was utterly shocked! Beware my fellow pageant contestants, if you have a slit up your evening gown he may refer to you as a "whore," if you mess up a dance move he may call you a "clumsy idiot"! The question I must ask is why do pageant coordinators hire him year after year? Yes, he helps win Emmy's and get a performance together but should the ladies competing for a crown really be called degrading things like tramps and morons? Do pageant producers really want to see their contestants on stage with puffy eyes because he had reduced so many of them to tears? I don't think so! Kent, perhaps you would be better of treating contestants with a little more respect. I truly feel like nasty actions always come back to bite you in the butt (there I go again). The year I was given a little dose of the wrath of Kent a contestant walked down the stairs at the front of the stage when she was supposed to stay on stage and others followed. Talk about messing up a live TV show. Karma Kent? Bet this wouldn't have happened if you wouldn't have chewed her out on stage the day before. What do you have to say for your self?



I apologize for my lack of pictures and last names. I don't want to throw him under the bus too bad. However, I feel that it is my duty as a pageant contestant to warn you! If you ever find your self rehearsing during pageant week under the mercy of a man named Kent, watch yourself!

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Butt Goo...I mean glue


When my pageant coach brought this body glue to me and told me where to put it I thought she was kidding. Turns out that during competition I valued this little green bottle just as much as my Chanel lip gloss! Yes, it is true...us pageant girls do really glue our swimsuits to our outer butt cheeks during competition. And I guess if we are really being honest here, I should tell you that I even take advantage of this fabulous goup before I head out to pool parties. Bikini bottoms stay in perfect position even after preforming your best belly flop into the pool. For all of you out there with a swimsuit competition in your future, trust me, this is the best body/butt glue to keep in your pageant tool kit! Careful when you go to change though. We don't want you losing any skin!
Photo Source: www.beauticontrol.com